May 2012
gaymzee:
good ways to start off a friendship
creepily hit on them
discuss how horrible both of you are at socializing
Overheard in Milan (zona Loreto)
A: «Urca, questa l’hai sentita?».
B: «Minchia, sì. Esco a pranzo».
A: «Pure io, va».
B: «Non voglio morire al lavoro».
A: «Guarda, ci pensavo giusto prima... Far la fine di quelli a Pompei, cristallizzati dalla lava e conservati per l’eternità nell’atto di scrivere una mail al proprio ufficio marketing».
B: «Almeno fosse una recensione del nuovo Smashing Pumpkins».
A: «“Professore, ma perché non sono scappati come gli altri?”. “Eh, era una tribù chiamata “gli sgobboni”, per loro il lavoro veniva prima di tutto”».
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No alla parata del 2 giugno.
ze-violet:
yesiamdrowning:
Il passaparola su Twitter è iniziato poco dopo la notizia del nuovo sisma in Emilia: la parata del 2 giugno va annullata e i fondi destinati alle popolazioni colpite dal terremoto. L’iniziativa, con l’hashtag #no2giugno, ha raccolto numerose adesioni, da Nichi Vendola a Cecilia Strada, figlia del fondatore di Emergency. E sono in molti a chiedere anche a Benedetto...
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katzewerfer:
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katzewerfer:
no but seriously how do you use feet and stuff properly
i genuinely want to learn the maltese dorkshuffle but it’s quite impossible
but oh well
at least i can do the moldovan…
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me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
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hmmyesperfect:
EA GAMES
challenge everything
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
roses are red
violets are gay
you dont look so good
u ok
Pandorica on American Idol?
inspectahradio:
doctorwho:
sugarlacedgaga:
To my fellow Whovians… Did anyone else just see Rihanna come out of the Pandorica on American Idol? Seriously, is that the Pandorica from season 5?
What? No. That would be ridiculo-
Rihanna’s a time lord.
I love the Doctor Who Tumblr.
My 'Shipping' Classifications
Float: I guess I can see it happening.
Paddle: I can see it, doesn't mean I care for it a whole lot.
Row: It's cool.
Boat: I like it, I just don't give it much thought.
Ship: I like it and talk freely about it. Head canons will form.
Cruise: I read fanfics of it and really like it, and I have a few pictures of it.
Freight liner: I REALLY love this pairing okay. Just..let me be with my porn.
Aircraft carrier: OTP rhgbjkrthg.
The Titanic: /gross sobbing
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