Every localized Ace Attorney changes the setting from Japan to America and it gets funnier with every game since they get more and more Japanese and the new one is set in 19th century Japan
EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS, RYUUNOSUKE
Ah, yes, the Meiji era of our great state of California, when the shoguns and emperor were contesting the territory of Los Angeles.
The localization team may have dug themselves into a pretty big hole here.
After three months, Shrek had returned to Midorijima.
"Sonic," Shrek breathed, his suit tight across his manly chest. "I’m sorry I had to go back to my swamp for three months without telling you. I hope you didn’t think our relationship was… ogre."
"No, it’s just… you’re too slow!" Sonic shouted cheerfully as he threw himself over the counter of Heibon into Shrek’s arms, and they shared passionate embrace.
What I want my ships to do:
- buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
- snuggle in a big blanket
- hold hands
- nibble on wristbones
- whisper into necks
- be lazy
- buy food
- feed each other gummy worms
- laugh a lot
- laugh more
- get really happy
- eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
- argue over which avenger is the hottest
- make scrapbooks
- visit family
- sing really loud in the car
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now